*hushes screaming fans*
You all are going to have to calm down.
*taps foot and sighs*
Okay, okay, people. This is getting ridiculous. Your excitement for this awesomely amazing interview is absurd and I demand you all to get a grip on yourselves.
Basically, I want you to know up front that I heart Kristen, but you also need to be aware that she likes to make stuff up. She's a compulsive liar who eats at least 10 cupcakes a day, so my answers may or may not be entirely true.
There's also the slight possibility that I suck at being interviewed. But not likely. I'm not usually the one with the problem. Everyone else is the problem. Not me.
If you've made it through this ridiculously long and drawn out, pointless post, then I applaud you and reward you with...
My Very First Interview.